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Soldiers Demotivational Poster


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm, #225455
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm, #216052
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am, #216033
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am, #216028
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm, #216018
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm, #216012
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm, #216007
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm, #216005
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm, #216003
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!

BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.

TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm, #235532
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm, #235531
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm, #235529
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm, #235382
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm, #235378
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #235345
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.

Unknown Englsih Soldier -

TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm, #262857
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm, #262635
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am, #255024
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm, #246819

lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am, #246786

5LLLLLs and faved~


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by AgentNoir

batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am, #251066
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm, #239757
That's implying he actually hits his target...

MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!

TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm, #262732
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat h** dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am, #112726
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am, #112724
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm, #91583
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. a**uming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!

HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.

TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women ra**
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm, #109576
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm, #109511
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm, #109205
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? d***!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm, #109201
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am, #92035
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm, #91985
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.

MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.

TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by pratham

motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am, #243253
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am, #243252
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm, #227095
This ph**o was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP - is soldiers in your cup.

TAGS: toy soldiers cup
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Oldsod - March 7, 2015, 6:14 pm, #260275
Oh, my...I love a good pun. I'd give it 50L, if I could.
Isobar - October 21, 2012, 7:29 pm, #240095
I thought that's what the commercial said, too - until I changed the batteries in my hearing aid!
Bolverk3778 - October 5, 2012, 6:37 am, #239773
And Worst part of Waking up is finding the dead mouse in your slipper, courtesy of the house cat, which you have just squashed flat by standing on it!!


TAGS: war soldiers character military
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by bigdaddywv

bigdaddywv - August 12, 2011, 11:07 am, #222936
Thank you all for you consideration. This is only my second submission ever, and my first "serious" one. I was inspired after finding some ph**os of my grandfather and great-grandfather, who served in WWII and WW1, respectively.
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 6:23 pm, #222920

WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton

TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm, #235814
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am, #145224
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that ****. Clone the hell out of that ****. Make a godd*** army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm, #87859
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am, #87551
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm, #67197
Patton. Was. GOD.

STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back

IMPROVISATION - it happens when your orders are "by any means necessary".


TAGS: iwo jima neener salutes the soldiers
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Neener

IllicoPresto - October 21, 2010, 2:16 pm, #199298
I'll show you tough! I once had a rejected Motifake and went on about my business. (Well, maybe a tear or two, but that was it.)
okami - October 21, 2010, 12:05 am, #199223
mah bros. . .
boeweizer - October 20, 2010, 9:39 pm, #199199


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm, #221682
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am, #221441
No one wins IMO...


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am, #176133
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am, #176127
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L

Casualties Of War -


FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.

TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm, #105454
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am, #105135
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am, #79137
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm, #79114
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm, #79110
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm, #78255
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm, #78251
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am, #75073
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am, #75072
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am, #75071
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am, #74906
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am, #74847
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching a**, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am, #74845
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am, #74843
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am, #74837
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am, #74835
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am, #74834
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am, #74833
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm, #74830
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm, #74828
As for your a**ertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm, #74827
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm, #74825
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your a**ertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am, #74413
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am, #74373
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am, #74371
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is a**ociated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am, #74362
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am, #74361
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am, #74360
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am, #74357
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm, #74354
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm, #74344
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm, #74336
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm, #74333
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm, #74331
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm, #74327
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm, #74319
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling a** wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in g** Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm, #74277
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm, #74267
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm, #74266
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm, #74261
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am, #74170
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am, #74168
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am, #74165
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am, #74164
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type a**ignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am, #74155
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am, #74154
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am, #74152
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach *** education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am, #74140
racism knows that I don't give a d*** what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, f*** OFF MOTHER f***ER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am, #74138
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bull**** like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist a** you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am, #74137
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of **** called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm, #74129
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm, #74063
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey s**ts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm, #74043
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm, #74041
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am, #74004
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am, #73973
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am, #73940
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am, #73939
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am, #73937
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am, #73936
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am, #73935
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm, #73886
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm, #73884
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm, #73883
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am, #73808
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am, #73806
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am, #56890
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am, #56868
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm, #53884
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm, #53799
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?


MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!

TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.36/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am, #108621
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am, #108620
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm, #108414
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm, #86776
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm, #86767
only if you're still alive after the first round

HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.

Respect -

TAGS: soldiers martyrs heroes credit hammy
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 19, 2013, 8:14 pm, #246828

this belongs on motitwist
forseti - June 19, 2013, 1:31 am, #246789
impressive picture!
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:42 am, #246785

5LLLLL, Hammy!~

Sense -

TAGS: beach anime manga girl war soldiers
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by neko

EMOagainstALLoddsXD - November 28, 2012, 10:13 pm, #241025
Those look like German helmets mroe than they do American ones.
usaf1995 - June 6, 2010, 9:34 pm, #179307
Now this could me getting WHAY far into detail BUT: Anime is Japanese right? So if those infantry are landing in say...Iwo Jima she could be coming home! never looked at that in that perspective huh?
Mandy - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm, #91354
It's Anime, when does it ever make sense?
Justy - January 5, 2009, 2:17 pm, #49489
Yes, it does. Just imagine the pleasant breeze! What a pity it smells of blood, gunpowder and guts.


THE US ARMY - To Hogwarts!!!

TAGS: soldiers broom fail
Rating: 3.88/5

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doc351 - January 26, 2012, 8:08 am, #228150
thats not the army, army doesn't wear eight point covers. thats marines
Wytch - January 26, 2012, 1:38 am, #228134
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:55 pm, #228060
dude this one is hilarious !




TAGS: missle launcher soldiers
Rating: 3.35/5


TAGS: noob day toy soldiers
Rating: 4.89/5

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GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:07 pm, #188665
solid gold 5L

TEAMWORK - Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

TAGS: war soldiers target team
Rating: 4.56/5

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djrcreative - January 29, 2012, 12:20 am, #228346
That's what I thought when posting mine, but...some less than others. :/ LOL!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 9:00 pm, #228267
I have a great one cooking on the military, it's going to ba a smash :)
djrcreative - January 27, 2012, 8:30 pm, #228264
No, it's cool! Took me a bit to get this one, though. Let someone else get sh**, or take a 1L to the knee (from the "Unobomber" apparently in our midst.) Plus, the military deserves more recognition, and from others besides Airman. ;)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:29 pm, #228108
I confess...please don't shoot
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:09 am, #228088
Has my military series inspired a running theme? ;) If so, I'm glad, unless people "shoot down" our posters...


TAGS: military strategy battle soldiers cavalry
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:03 am, #176139
Recently lost the battle of the bulge.
Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:54 am, #176137
I suspect that these dudes believe that the enemy can be found at the nearest Ben and Jerry's.

A Farewell To Arms -

The Boys Of Company C -

Laugh til you weep -


TAGS: battle soldiers fear
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Greeny

heyyouandthehuhwhats - April 25, 2011, 11:33 pm, #217335
Amazing, good job sir, 5L
Sean - April 23, 2011, 9:07 pm, #217185
This is great. 5.


The Killing Fields -


TAGS: imagine all the soldiers living life in peace
Rating: 4.13/5

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NZSarge - August 26, 2011, 8:09 am, #223518
:)Where the hell did you find that ph**o? It was taken at the Classic Fighters Airshow at Omaka,near Blenheim in New Zealand in 2005, where I live. I built the hedghog in the background! Check out youtube for some excellent footage of the show.
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:55 pm, #183275
ROFL! great pic, fantastic comments. Auch von mir fünf Löwen! ;)
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:41 am, #149615
If you're like me, you drink beer in the shower, and blame Yoko Ono for not breaking up the Beatles soon enough. OK. You're not, and so you don't. But that just makes you a flaming communist in my book, mister and/or mis*****!
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:33 pm, #149243
that's just plain funny
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:29 pm, #149008
I have to admit, I only know a little greman, I used a translator on the last one. :)
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:29 pm, #149007
Die Hölle, die Sie sagen! Ha h
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 1:18 pm, #149004
Bartimaeus - December 30, 2009, 11:43 am, #148995
German, its the language of "Get the f*** off my lawn!" lol 5/5
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 10:37 am, #148982
I don't know what those guys said, but this is hilarious!!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:26 am, #148968
Ja das macht viel Spass! 5 Lowen!
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 8:58 pm, #148899
Ja das est gut! Ja! Funf Uber panzers!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 8:49 pm, #148891
too many puns for this buzz. 5 side cars

Irony -

TAGS: ironic fact soldiers live with
Rating: 4.1/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 3:25 am, #257278
IMHO, the poster is mediocre. The meaning is deep, please, if the thought is with you, take some moments of your life to thank these kids. They *NEED* some thanks.
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 5:27 pm, #257075
ing. BringING. Whoops.



TAGS: custard war soldiers
Rating: 3.71/5

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GySgt1811 - July 16, 2011, 12:45 pm, #221445
I just hate it when I get "jelly in my riffle."

WAR SUCKS! - Don't Die For The Economic Interests Of Your Government!

TAGS: dedicated to all soldiers round the world
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:44 pm, #168935
Although many may argue that evil begets evil, and might makes right... peace is a pipe dream. And had we all practiced peace, forseti would have been Mr. Motifake. Power corrupts, but also counters crazy.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:04 pm, #168914
Cy, there aren't as many sadists as you think i hope!
rerun - April 2, 2010, 5:21 pm, #168910

Crybabinus, nobody wants to hear what you have to say.
Cyrenius - April 2, 2010, 5:14 pm, #168909
Truth is that some people love to kill and they are looking for every oportunity to do it.It doesn't meter if it's for a noble cause or just for the economic interest of some
forseti - April 2, 2010, 3:08 pm, #168892
yeah, me too ;)
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 3:04 pm, #168891
i love drowning pool

SO... - What time did those friendly girls from the street corner say they'd be here with the keg?

HOSTAGE RESCUE - Hostage YES, Rescue NO! And by the time JIMBO and the boyz, get done with you...


Glorious & Free -

TAGS: remembrance veterans soldiers proud sacrifice
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 12, 2014, 7:37 am, #257860
Greeny - November 11, 2014, 6:14 pm, #257856

I'll Be Home For Christmas -

TAGS: military army soldiers afghanistan christmas
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

mizzdizz - December 28, 2014, 4:16 am, #259171
Like you, proud to serve! And Thank You! Every time I celebrate The 1st when I'm on motifake and I walk out my door without a male family member escort!
Greybeard - December 26, 2014, 7:43 am, #259143
US Army vet. Thank you for your service mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:38 am, #259120
Been there, done that---- much love to you G.B, and all your shipmates! USN veteran, disabled. Carry on!
Greybeard - December 25, 2014, 1:04 pm, #259107
Merry Christmas to you also and everyone else on Motifake. :)
Oldsod - December 25, 2014, 12:00 pm, #259106
Merry Christmas, GB, and thanks for all you do.